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3rd October 2013

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23rd February 2013

Photo reblogged from Boiler no.3 with 615 notes

boiler3:

sweetcreammod:

cartoonpony:

korrarity:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK PINKIE

no one told me jhonen vasquez was doing a pony comic

THIS. OMG. Jhonen.            lolololololol

Holy crap it IS a Squee costume reference!
Man, I love the mlp comic…
#dreamjob

I have the comics.  And this is the most amazing thing ever.

boiler3:

sweetcreammod:

cartoonpony:

korrarity:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK PINKIE

no one told me jhonen vasquez was doing a pony comic

THIS. OMG. Jhonen.            lolololololol

Holy crap it IS a Squee costume reference!

Man, I love the mlp comic…

#dreamjob

I have the comics.  And this is the most amazing thing ever.

Source: korrarity

2nd February 2013

Link

Mammoth MKII is secretly best pony. →

[I want to see a ponifed Mammoth MKII…  Is that bad?]

3rd January 2013

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Herpus Derpus

In an OOC note, I have not updated this in forever.  However we’ve all survived the apocalypse and it is a new year, so I will attempt to fix this!  At least a semi-regular update pattern, and a potential storyline to go with it.  Less of a storyline (For now) but more of a scenario for Security Sweep to engage in that followers can post to help influence his decisions;  To provide idea fodder, or to act as potential actions for him to make.  I may even start to try and draw ponies this year.. That will be interesting, as I’ve not drawn in forever.  But it is a new year, why not!

7th July 2012

Post reblogged from AskDazzle-Spectrum with 18,359 notes

Reblog if it’s okay to ask you to RP, be friends, or even talk.

askdazzletheunicorn:

Aslyne: YES

   aulann:

draftythefilly:

sexy-spider8itch:

of-black-white-and-a-blade:

I’m not always in the mood for Rping but I will do my best when I can


For the love of god yes!  Throw me some RP, chatter, scenarios, something!  Help me be more creative, and I will respond in kind.

Fuck, I may even start drawing.  This guy might start drawing.

You heard it here folks, impending apocalypse, a sign has shown itself.

21st June 2012

Post with 1 note

Security Sweep, signing on and starting report.

6-21-2012 0216: S/O Sweep on duty at Ponyville Station

Received all equipment, briefed on current events by local constabulary.

Several changelings spotted throughout Ponyville as of recent, not registered/identifiable tagging and/or traits.  Lookout advised for irregular behavior in familiar citizens and unusual night time activity.

Weather is clear for the time being;  Some rogue pegasi have been reported to have been altering weather for abnormal patterns/Detrimental storm fronts.  Strange mist clouds have been reported seen in the area from time to time.  Contact from Ponyville train station, and the Hospital positive.

Beginning patrols of Ponyville proper and perimeter zones.

0232:  Lot of noises coming from the woods nearby; Designated by locals as Everfree forest, remaining on standby and partitioned patrol to the nearby regions.

18th June 2012

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OOC Stuff

So, since it appears people are taking interest and are willing to follow, some clarifications.  This is going to be a text based RP blog for my character, Security Sweep.  Unless I come out as some fantastic artist (I like jokes by the way, and that was one of them) only real art I’ll have is from commissions, and you wonderful folk!  Fanart is great, especially if it ties into any relevant RP, and I certainly won’t turn it down!  One must entertain flattery of all kinds, lest they take it for granted.

I will occasionally post random reports and details, or whatever in the mood for.  Feel free to send through the ask box for RP.  I do SFW RP, and NSFW RP, and do both comfortably.  I like detailed posts, so I might get a bit winded with post length if I see fit, but that also means I probably like whats going on. I’m here to have fun, and hopefully so are you, those that are interested.

I also don’t mind being reblogged, incase someone might enjoy broadcasting me out there, expand the horizon’s of fun.  I may be no Dashboom or Aulana (<3 Them both).. But I’m cuddly!

18th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Stories from the Front with 107 notes

storiesfromthefront:

Dear Diary,
Weather Team courtesy dictates that I inform the North Wind of any town I’m in that I’ve arrived, regardless of if I’m on duty. South Winds have flexible schedules by default, and if an emergency pops up the local North Wind needs to be able to know if there’s a stand-in available for their own town’s South Wind. Manehattan’s North Wind and I don’t get on very well, and I admit I was considering foregoing the usual formality in lieu of pursuing my primary goal of tracking Cashmere. But my lead was a security guard on shift in her building, and I figured if I’m going there anyway, I may as well check in. I’d no doubt catch flack for not doing so if she found out. I don’t give Lucky Stars much credit for perception, but she doesn’t miss a trick when it comes to finding ways to get me in trouble with my mother.
Lucky Stars has been Manehattan’s North Wind for a little over a year, and is, for lack of a better description, supremely under-qualified for the post. Manehattan has the worse weather resource record on the books, and I’ve personally cited her for numerous errors in recording and distribution throughout her career.
I’ve also kicked her desk out her window more than once, which didn’t earn me many points back home. That’s neither here nor there.
Lucky Stars is a kirin in the wrong line of work. She rose to Manehattan fame as a model, and is, admittedly, one of the most stunning examples of her breed I’ve ever had the pleasure of looking at. Given half a chance I’d gawk at her all day, but her gross incompetence at Manehattan’s helm has forced a sour taste in my mouth whenever I think about her. Why she left a dazzlingly successful modeling career to fail at Weather Control is anypony’s guess. How she got to her rank is another mystery. I call it luck. That, or somepony isn’t letting me in on a secret.
At my mother’s insistance, I’ve done my best to be cordial with Lucky these past few visits. Give her the benefit of the doubt, that sort of thing. Her numbers are still awful, but theyre not…AS awful. Any improvement is good I suppose. When I showed up today, I’d hoped to find her hard at work looking for a way to clear the fog out of her city.
Not so much.
But at least I found the security guard I was looking for with information about the local mist island. And I wont have to worry about Lucky trying to get me in trouble with Canterlot for a veeeery long time.
http://security-sweep.tumblr.com/
(kirins: http://storiesfromthefront.tumblr.com/post/20955190850/trottingham-the-story-of-discord-was-never )

0600, 6-18-2012:  Began interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.
0700, 6-18-2012:  Continued interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.
0800, 6-18-2012:  Continued interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.
0900, 6-18-2012:  Continued interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.
&#8230; Sweet Luna&#8217;s grace I hope nopony actually decides to look into this..
But under the circumstances.. there are mistakes one does not go about changing.

storiesfromthefront:

Dear Diary,

Weather Team courtesy dictates that I inform the North Wind of any town I’m in that I’ve arrived, regardless of if I’m on duty. South Winds have flexible schedules by default, and if an emergency pops up the local North Wind needs to be able to know if there’s a stand-in available for their own town’s South Wind. Manehattan’s North Wind and I don’t get on very well, and I admit I was considering foregoing the usual formality in lieu of pursuing my primary goal of tracking Cashmere. But my lead was a security guard on shift in her building, and I figured if I’m going there anyway, I may as well check in. I’d no doubt catch flack for not doing so if she found out. I don’t give Lucky Stars much credit for perception, but she doesn’t miss a trick when it comes to finding ways to get me in trouble with my mother.

Lucky Stars has been Manehattan’s North Wind for a little over a year, and is, for lack of a better description, supremely under-qualified for the post. Manehattan has the worse weather resource record on the books, and I’ve personally cited her for numerous errors in recording and distribution throughout her career.

I’ve also kicked her desk out her window more than once, which didn’t earn me many points back home. That’s neither here nor there.

Lucky Stars is a kirin in the wrong line of work. She rose to Manehattan fame as a model, and is, admittedly, one of the most stunning examples of her breed I’ve ever had the pleasure of looking at. Given half a chance I’d gawk at her all day, but her gross incompetence at Manehattan’s helm has forced a sour taste in my mouth whenever I think about her. Why she left a dazzlingly successful modeling career to fail at Weather Control is anypony’s guess. How she got to her rank is another mystery. I call it luck. That, or somepony isn’t letting me in on a secret.

At my mother’s insistance, I’ve done my best to be cordial with Lucky these past few visits. Give her the benefit of the doubt, that sort of thing. Her numbers are still awful, but theyre not…AS awful. Any improvement is good I suppose. When I showed up today, I’d hoped to find her hard at work looking for a way to clear the fog out of her city.

Not so much.

But at least I found the security guard I was looking for with information about the local mist island. And I wont have to worry about Lucky trying to get me in trouble with Canterlot for a veeeery long time.

http://security-sweep.tumblr.com/

(kirins: http://storiesfromthefront.tumblr.com/post/20955190850/trottingham-the-story-of-discord-was-never )

0600, 6-18-2012:  Began interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.

0700, 6-18-2012:  Continued interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.

0800, 6-18-2012:  Continued interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.

0900, 6-18-2012:  Continued interior patrols of Charriot Residence Inn.

… Sweet Luna’s grace I hope nopony actually decides to look into this..

But under the circumstances.. there are mistakes one does not go about changing.

6th June 2012

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Starting daily report..

"0500, 6-6-2012:  On site, assuming all duties as per post orders

Monitoring lobby area of Charriot Residence Inn.

0505: Beginning interior patrol of Charriot Residence Inn.”

I wonder what I’ll find wandering around tonight, everypony is probably asleep…

6th June 2012

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Security Sweep, signing on and starting report.

0445, 6-6-2012:  Personal dossier request as per corporate orders.

Locations of residence:  Manehattan, and Ponyville.

23 solar cycles old, brown coat earth stallion.  Medium built, toned, marginally above average height.  Short green mane and tail, blaring red siren cutie mark.

Talent is being loud, sounding the alarm, royal Canterlot voice loud.

Born to a long line of officers, guards, and Royal Guard, a family of protectors.  2nd eldest of my generation.  Wide diversity of pony types in the bloodline, but born to earth and unicorn types, M/F respectively.  Sensitive to magic as a result.

Request for further details?  Y/N?